It is the Month of March.

Update for the sake of an update. It's been busy. We got home from Bama and did a quick U-turn back to Utah for Grandpa Millburn's funeral. It was as good as a funeral can get. A small gathering, considering Grandpa outlived most of his friends. The stories told over the pulpit were funny and comforting. He planned every detail of his funeral decades ago so everything went smooth. Grandma seems alright, but I'm sure it's not easy.

When we got home we were greeted by visitors. I won't say their names because they ditched work to be with us. They told their boss they had a funeral to go to. Ironic?

In other news, Brett and I have been thinking about how many children we are going to have. It would be so easy just to have two or three. But when we think about our families, the last three are always the most interesting, or at least the most fun. We can say that because we are near the oldest. So are we on the road to 6 kids? We'll see.

My youngest sassy brother Malcolm. Always a hoot.

So now, with our first 2009 visitors gone, we would like to officially invite anyone who reads this blog to come stay with us.
We'll take you to the bridge. Week days in the Spring are best, because the weather is good (or as good as it gets) and there are actually parking spaces!

We could take you to Santa Cruz to see the boardwalk and the beach.

We'll even bring you to the starving hippies at Haight and Ashbury. I think they are about to eat that dog.

Or we'll even go to the Mystery Spot. I went to the Mystery Spot when I was pregnant I really didn't "get it." I guess my center of gravity was so strong I couldn't tell the difference. But i went last week and it is AWESOME. So weird! At the end, I was so dizzy I had to leave. I think it made Marie sick too because she was freaking out at the end. Don't understand what I am talking about? You will just have to come and experience for yourself.

Well I gotta go. I have to give a talk tomorrow on Temples. I assume everyone is going to hear about Temples because of the "Big Lame" episode that is about to air. Oh well, anyone that is looking for inspiration from Bill Paxton is already a lost cause. Hey! I should use that in my talk tomorrow! Just kidding. That's going to be painful enough. I do admit I really like the sound of my own voice though. So its just going to be a test of patience for my ward.
In other thoughts, I've been thinking alot about Mormonism and immigration. It's pretty obvious that most Mormons in America are politically conservative. But I don't want to have a conversation about how all Mormons are not conservative, because I'm already set on the fact that I'm right, and I like it that way. However, apparently it doesn't matter if members are illegal immigrants in matters of church assistance and temple recommends. I guess you're a member first before all else. It kind of makes me think that The Church is already making exceptions against the government because our country is going down the crapper anyways. Don't worry, I won't get into this in my talk tomorrow.

Lastly, Marie is not crawling yet. Just rolling around and being awesome. That is all.

25 Things About Avery

I have been "tagged." I'm always tagged. It's hard being so popular. Just kidding. Seriously though, I guess I have to write 25 things about my friend Avery. She's on your left.


1. Avery is my friend. It is also the name of printer labels.
2. I met Avery at a friends house in Moscow while Brett and I were dating. Like all my best friends, I remember the first time I saw her I immediately wanted to be their friend and I did whatever it took to attach myself to her until she was my friend. (I wish I was kidding about that, but it's true. If you want to know where and when I wanted to be your friend I will tell you. Unless you're related, then I probably met you when I was too young to remember).
3. Avery has 3 cute boys whom are going to marry the 3 girls that I will (eventually) have. I hope everyone is OK with that.
4. Avery is going to be so embarrassed that I made this post.
5. Avery is a good person to pick for this because she is the only person that reads my blog that doesn't know any else that reads my blog.
6. We once went on vacation with Avery to a town called Avery.
7. Avery is Brett's favorite cook. I don't mind this because it means that she cooks for the both of us.
8. I once sprayed Avery's son with a hose and he cried and cried. He was only 4. I felt really bad, but it still kinda makes me laugh.Hey, it was just his legs! And he had just sprayed me in the face, soo... yah.).
9. I shouldn't tell Avery #8. But hey, she was there.
10. On the same subject Brett once hit a 12-year old girl in the head while playing dodge ball, and gave her a bloody nose. Even though it was years ago THAT really REALLY still makes me laugh. But I don't tell Brett because he felt SOOO bad. In fact I should stop.
11. Ok, that rudeness calls for a little self deprecation.
12.I once got a bloody nose in the baptismal font. Most embarrassing thing ever.
13. I once made a leaning wedding cake. Yikes, I still need to redeem myself for that.
14. Speaking of wedding cakes, I think there is a chance I might need vodka for Cassie's wedding cake. Everyone who is coming to the wedding get ready to PARTY!!! WOOO HOOO! But seriously, I MIGHT need it to paint on some decorative sparkles.
15. I don't think I am going to make it 25 (things).
16. Wait, I just thought of something- Marie related of course.



18. Marie likes dangerous things, like chewing on wires.
19. Marie loves her mommy more than anything... except wires.
20. Marie had her 6 month appointment at 7 months old. Woops.
21. She is only 14 lbs!
22. Her body weight and height is in the 10 % percentile.
23. Her head is in the 90% percentile. She thinks that's funny.


24. She is so proud of her mommy for having NO CAVITIES at her last checkup! I sure learned my lesson with a root canal.
25. I'm pregnant. Just kidding! But my good friend Nicolette is! Congrats!!!

Well this concludes my random list!

Lessons in Socialism

We are home now. Home-home. This morning I put on pants, not because I had to, but because I chose to. It felt great.

California is awesome. Green fields in February would lift anybody's spirit. It can be as much of a Zion as Utah or Idaho. Even though last night I got "the finger" at a stop light for glancing over at the car next to me (I was just seeing if I could turn right on a red light). That could happen anywhere.
I'm only saying this because we had Northern California Stake Conference today. A main theme was "Zion is where the Stakes are." A.k.a. "don't move out of California because it's so messed up." Which is a concern. I've had so many people ask me about moving to Idaho, like "what's it like? where should we live? And how can we escape without the Terminator finding us?"

I don't know what to tell them. I am not the person to ask for advice. Hence Marie has to learn the hard way how to sleep in her crib again.

Poor girl. She's spent the last 2 months in bed with Mom and Dad, so this new independence is not being well received. Brett put her down, and luckily it only took 20 minutes for her to cry her tiny self to sleep. I'm so proud of myself for not picking her up. Brett told me later to go peek in on her. He said "It's like she feel asleep trying to escape the crib... to find another mom that won't be so mean." He's joking. I'm having a hard time with this "cry it out" method. As I suppose most people do.

I will just have to think of her in happier days, like being held by Grandma Parry.

Which seg-ways me into my next item of business. The name "Perry" is a possible choice for my brother's new baby BOY due in July. Congrats to him and Maresa who have a sweet little girl already. The only other Perry I am aware of is Perry Como, who my mom loves.

Here are Beth and Marie watching something that is "jaw-dropping" amazing. Poor cuties were both sick with a bad cold at the same time! It was fun to put them together and watch them interact.

In other news, Brett just put Marie to sleep for her second nap. I don't know how he does it, but sometimes he just lays her down and she falls asleep. However, last time I announced Marie did something equally amazing, that is took a pacifier, she never did it again. So I'm not saying that Marie goes to sleep when Brett puts her down, I'm just typing it.

P.S. Just watched the movie "Fire Proof." Super bad acting, but it was a great movie. I recommend to all couples. If anything, you will bond over how ridiculous the acting is.

Oh my gosh, Marie just woke up. This blog is such a curse!

Route 66

We drove from Alabama to Mississippi to Tennessee to Arkansas to Oklahoma to Texas to New Mexico and finally to Utah. Marie loved every second of it. When we needed to stop for a break Marie was begging to get back on the road. She wanted to race us in this cop car. She rolled up her sleeves and hit the road. Hardly a fair race and there is an asterisk next to her victory because she had a siren.

From Arkansas to New Mexico we celebrated Valentines Day. The Valentine Fairy brought us these special gifts. We topped off the romantic country cruise in style with a personal pan pizza from the Pizza Hut/Taco Bell shop.

A simple 10-hour Sunday drive later landed us at my Dad's house in Draper. There we were greeted with a roast dinner. That's the way we like it.

Rachel writing now. Marie disagreed with her Dad writing. We are in Draper now and just in time to visit friends and family we are all sick.

We got to meet John's better half Sunday. It's really fun to see people you love find love. (Is that too gushy? Um yes.) It's funny to see who the Millburns marry, at least if you look at who they were in high school. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but this is roughly how I see it:

Bubs: married sweet shy bio-chemist

Stephanie: married a class president

Brett: married a gothic band geek

Mike: married a sassy valley girl

John: to marry a cheerleader.

Matt, you have your choice of marrying a jockette, a foreign exchange student, a cowgirl, or a drugged-out loser. Choose wisely. We'll try not to put a label on her.

Off to the Philadelphian! Yum Yum!

Our Last Week

Alabama, we've had our ups and downs, our good times and bad, but it's time to say goodbye. I will miss your warm winters and weekends at the Smiths.

One last Sunday stroll around Maxwell. Did you know there is a Federal Prison here on base? The inmates do all the yard work around here. They have only committed "white collar crimes" like identity theft and such so they are "harmless." Just don't lose your wallet.

We found this hall today. Brett has done such a great job here at ASBC they named a building after him!

Marie missed her daddy this weekend! Her and I drove to the Smiths on Thursday for one last hurrah. I'm making slip covers for my brother-in-laws latest project, and Marie gets to see her cousins. She loves it so much. She especially loves her Aunt Stephanie and her cousin Stockton.

Thank you all for your recipe contributions. I WILL try each and every one of them, of course I will spread them out as to avoid any taxes.

I think I will also take Bubs up on starting another blog on homemaking ideas. That is, things that help "make home" a more efficient place. I have a few good ideas to try out and hopefully it will be helpful to some of you faithful readers.

Until then, go out and get yourself a Smart Ones. They are alright, and I think they are on sale everywhere, so buy a box or two-hundred... like my sister-law! Love you Steph!

Kool BEANS!

We are still here in Alabama. Two more weeks, then we will come to Utah and bother everyone.


Marie is 6 months! What a big girl I have!



We've been spending weekends at the Smiths. So fun. Marie loves it, it keeps her from looking like this all weekend.

The new way to feed Marie is great. I call it "horsey trough" (piggy trough is just too traumatizing for girls). The food goes on the lip of the tupperwear and she chows down. She loves it.

Speaking of food, I've added a new gaget on this site. Its to list my new yummy findings while trying to be healthier. This week it's a Fiber One chocolate bar. Much tastier than a plain granola bar, healthier too. Brett wanted to add his treat of the week, a Milky Way. I think everyone has heard of Milky Ways before, so he will just have to assume that.

Also I am looking for good lentil recipes if you have them. Another resolution I forgot was to stick to our budget, and lentils are a good way to prepare to use food storage. Which with the recent peanut scare, has got me on my toes again- just think how easy it would be for all the food we eat to become tainted- it's just too easy!! So we are going to start eating foods that we will have to eat when the apcalypse comes!

So far all we have is Ange's Black Bean Dip. We eat it every week. So good. What was that? You want the recipe? Well I should ask Ange before I post it... but that would take a an email... oh fine! I'll just post it! Because you got that nice look to ya. Hope you don't mind Ange! You're the best healthy cook ever!

1 can black beans (though we have been buying dried and reconstituting them- you get 4x more for the same price!)
1/2 diced red onion
1 can raspberry salsa (we use Newman's Mango because it's all we can find- but still so good)
Reduced fat cream cheese (use less, or none at all if you choose)
Pepper Jack Cheese

Spread cream cheese into a baking pan, layer black beans, onion, salsa, and shredded cheese. Cook in oven until it is heated evenly. Or just dump it all in a bowl and microwave it like Brett and me :) .

Also I am inventing some kidney bean soups. Kidney beans are so nasty. But they sure are good for you.
So try a Rachel Kidney Bean Soup Version #1
Kidney Beans
diced celery & carrot
diced tomatoes, drained
1 tb+ of reduced fat cream cheese (this is what makes it edible)
salt and pepper
chicken broth (which is a recipe in itself- just saute a little chicken skin and add water to it, then take out the skin. However if you are not up for the cullinary challenge juse use canned broth).

I don't measure stuff, so just put in whatever looks good.


So thats it! Let me know if you have any good bean recipes or healthy fun foods I can try. I've only lost 4 pounds and I have like 7 million to go, so I need all the tips I can get.

Until then, I leave you with this:

Best show ever. I can't believe it didn't get nominated for every award in the world. However, i don't recommend it to anyone older than 14 or younger than 16.