Things that do have a purpose
Do not set the spray bottle of Windex next to the spray bottle of water. When “artist” is in a rush to prepare bread, and they reach to spray the bread with a bottle of water, they might just grab the Windex and not notice its azure color until they already sprayed the bread. Then the customer stares at the “artist” in horror. They are no longer an “artist” they are a murderer. A murderer of bread.
I’m sorry Marcy. I’m sorry.
Do not try to “mix it up” when answering the phone. It may be the boss or his secretary.
I’m sorry Larry.
Do not put a pile of knives at the bottom of big soapy bin with all the other dishes.
I’m sorry Ben.
Don’t decide you are gonna “skip” saying hi to a few customer… especially when the boss is visiting.
I’m sorry customers.
Do not ring yourself up for purchases. Let the sympathetic supervisor do it for you. They may want to give you a better discount.
Always keep a good attitude. Like the time you may have let the left the ice tea switch on and let a gallon of ice tea run over the customers cup on to the counter and onto the floor. Do pretend like it didn’t happen and leave the mess there for someone to clean up while you are helping another customer.
I have yet to find a flaw in this logic.
Do not try to write lists of “Things that have a purpose” while trying to take notes in class. The teacher knows when your blogging, and goes through the notes at faster pace and you miss stuff. Grrr.
Do not set the spray bottle of Windex next to the spray bottle of water. When “artist” is in a rush to prepare bread, and they reach to spray the bread with a bottle of water, they might just grab the Windex and not notice its azure color until they already sprayed the bread. Then the customer stares at the “artist” in horror. They are no longer an “artist” they are a murderer. A murderer of bread.
I’m sorry Marcy. I’m sorry.
Do not try to “mix it up” when answering the phone. It may be the boss or his secretary.
I’m sorry Larry.
Do not put a pile of knives at the bottom of big soapy bin with all the other dishes.
I’m sorry Ben.
Don’t decide you are gonna “skip” saying hi to a few customer… especially when the boss is visiting.
I’m sorry customers.
Do not ring yourself up for purchases. Let the sympathetic supervisor do it for you. They may want to give you a better discount.
Always keep a good attitude. Like the time you may have let the left the ice tea switch on and let a gallon of ice tea run over the customers cup on to the counter and onto the floor. Do pretend like it didn’t happen and leave the mess there for someone to clean up while you are helping another customer.
I have yet to find a flaw in this logic.
Do not try to write lists of “Things that have a purpose” while trying to take notes in class. The teacher knows when your blogging, and goes through the notes at faster pace and you miss stuff. Grrr.
3 comments:
I'd put your nameless place of employment on a list of wierdest eating establishments to have a drive thru. Seriously
Bubs, I would hate to be the one to break this to you, but you always spell weird wrong. It's not wierd, it's weird. Other times Bubs spells weird wrong is in his post In the Beginning: Chicago is the wierdest good team ever. Also, referring to Seattle he says that it's wierd that Seattle is good at anything besides coffee and computers. I noticed Bubs' constant spelling of the word weird wrong when I was talking to him on Instant Messenger and he said wierdos twice. I needed to wait for a more public mispelling to bring this to the world's attention. Rachel, I would have to agree with you about the importance of not putting knifes in the dishwasher. In my dishwashing days this one guy would constantly do this despite my constant requests that he not do that.
Again -- math teacher, not an English teacher... when I factor x^2+5x+6 wrong, that would be a time you could call me on it. As far as I can tell, there's no reason to spell words right if everyone knows the word you're trying to spell.
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