If Brett were typing right now he would give you a witty, short update on our weekend.
If Marie were typing right now she would probably mention she went on a boat, but also mention that she "had no toys on the boat." Then she would probably sing the Wonder Pets theme song and then mention the phrases "sixty-six pounds" and "wad you say?" Something we hear alot of lately. I know, I don't get it either.
If Mina were typing it would look like this: oiueoru#@#$WERDCddj (and then nothing because she has a tendency to knock the keyboard off the desk). But if she could formulate her feelings it would go something like this: "Bananas are great. I want milk. I'm trying very hard to take off my diaper at all times. I'm naked most of the time because it is so hot in this cruel world. I will try and sleep in Mom's bed until I am 100 years old." Good luck with that Mina.
But none of the above are blogging. It's me, Rachel. And I will tell you how hot and stale the air is tonight. How Marie is probably sweating a little in her room and bugs are sneaking in because all the windows are open in the hope that it will rain tonight. Mina has a heat rash on her back. And I officially, unequivocally hate AUGUST.
Oh Air Conditioning, let me count the ways how I love thee...
But I will interrupt this pity party for a picture break:
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Brett got certified to rent a boat!
Marie approves!
If Marie were typing right now she would probably mention she went on a boat, but also mention that she "had no toys on the boat." Then she would probably sing the Wonder Pets theme song and then mention the phrases "sixty-six pounds" and "wad you say?" Something we hear alot of lately. I know, I don't get it either.
If Mina were typing it would look like this: oiueoru#@#$WERDCddj (and then nothing because she has a tendency to knock the keyboard off the desk). But if she could formulate her feelings it would go something like this: "Bananas are great. I want milk. I'm trying very hard to take off my diaper at all times. I'm naked most of the time because it is so hot in this cruel world. I will try and sleep in Mom's bed until I am 100 years old." Good luck with that Mina.
But none of the above are blogging. It's me, Rachel. And I will tell you how hot and stale the air is tonight. How Marie is probably sweating a little in her room and bugs are sneaking in because all the windows are open in the hope that it will rain tonight. Mina has a heat rash on her back. And I officially, unequivocally hate AUGUST.
Oh Air Conditioning, let me count the ways how I love thee...
But I will interrupt this pity party for a picture break:
I
Brett got certified to rent a boat!
Marie approves!
Sharing a secret.
Good Times!
I will go dream of cool water. If anyone wants to send me a $700 air conditioner you have my blessing.
1 comment:
Rachel, you always make me laugh!! Have fun boating and try to stay cool!
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