Ok, Ok, I'm back. I just spent the last 5 days in Utah planning the most extravagant wedding known to man kind. Or Mormon kind....
Oh my. Sorry Pirate Joe, I had to delete the last entry because it was depressing to the Groom. And he gets to hear me vent and complain all the time anyways... so I have this sweet goal of not complaining for 24 hours... can I do it? Maybe another goal of not talking about my wedding for 24 hours? ...what was that? the world doesn't revolve around me???? I just got this memo. It probably got lost somewhere.
So if you are reading this. I can't tell you what is going to be at the reception, but it is more than me in a big puffy skirt and a million dollar cake... (that is a whole other story in which I can't dive into with this 24 hour complaining rule)
This thing, is so great, and if you are "human" or subject to human desires you will be very happy at this wedding. And no, it is not a basket of puppies... but that certainly is a good idea.
Sorry Pirate Joe. I didnt mean to delete those posts... just mine.
People fear not. I do not mean to offend the few, but precious contributors of the Rachel B Blog.
I love your postings with all my heart.
And I guess I should just do this.... but does anyone know how to add links to other pages? Like Matts.
I avoided adding because I kind of hoped they would delete the links to my page after they realized I wasn't saying anything cool.
Or maybe they thought I would write more about Brett.....
I just got this memo on my desk.....
oh the guinea pig? He was just meant to make you think if you kept reading, there would be something worthwhile about rodents here. Tricked ya!
16 comments:
I would post a comment, but my mega good one from the one you delete got deleted too, so I will refrain from posting a comment. See...no comment. None at all. Too bad..
Dear Rachel and Brett,
I have a blog site now. I hope you'll check it out. It is at maysenmarie.blogspot.com. I wish I could see you at your wedding. I'll see you when I come to Utah. Good-bye.
To add a link to your blog you first log in. Then you click on the name of your blog. Then you click on help which is in the top right corner. Then on the right side of the screen there is a list of the most popular questions. The very most popular question is, "How do I edit my link list?" There you will find instructions on how to add a link. As for me deleting the link on my site to your site. That is not happening unless you take the appropriate legal action.
Good news everyone! This Blog site has won the award for most confusing instructions on how to put links on.
Thanks Matt, but I will give it another try.
When I do get my links working I will have Maysen Marie's be the first.
Yay Maysen!
thanks!
I think instructions for posting a link are confusing or not depending on the template you chose. I couldn't figure out how to do it the easy way, so I guessed... that's why my links aren't were they're supposed to be. Maybe if you had the same template as Matt, you'd be able to post links easier. I don't know if that's enough incentive to be like Matt though...
And now the list you've all been waiting for - top 7 reasons that Rachel hasn't posted anything on her blog for almost 3 weeks now:
7. Too stressed out about wedding - doesn't have time for such frivolity
6. Now that she's landed her man, she has no need to impress him with her rapier wit any longer
5. Got busted blogging in class and can't get her laptop back without a note from her teacher.
4. Forgot that her password is "brettsmywittlewovemonkey", but now that I've reminded her she has no excuse
3. Her blog was cancelled by the same moronic Fox executives that axed Arrested Development
2. Mama always taught me: Don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all
1. Papa the Guinea Pig and his cronies have taken her hostage and refuse to let her near a computer until they are paid their weight in seeds.
I came here to see if the citizens for the return of rachel b. had made any progress. Keep up the good fight!
Papa is lame. You try to feed him his shredded paper and he freaks out and runs into the side of his cardboard box.
Surely he doesn't have the courage to keep her down for too much longer.
I do have the courage, and don't call me Shirley.
Did you hear that Roy, the good fight, keep up the good fight.
He was making fun of us..
No, he saluted us...that was real.
For the record, members of Citizens for the Return of Rachel B include such famous names as:
Pirate Joe
The Blue Raja
The Shoveler
Mr. Furious
Sorry Matt, we haven't green-lit any new memberships yet, but we are going to hold tryouts...somewhere...with a pool.
We are considering Waffle Man pretty carefully though.
Speaking of Waffles, here are two commericals for the company I work for that are on TV now. Kinda funny...
E-Beggar
Psycho 4 Hire
Oh my gosh. Funniest commercials ever. And they are on my web page.
Stoked is me.
I hope to see them again, spoon.
Those were sweet commercials. The best part was how they were funny, the second to best part is how I finally know what company Pirate Joe works for. Much more specific than his usual elusive answer of, "computers."
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